kador (kador) wrote,

What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee ?

1. Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks away.
2. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
5. Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese,
and gets himself a new cup of coffee.
6. Palestinian: Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee.
Relates the issue to violence. Asks the UN for aid. Takes a loan from
EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.

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