"Look up to the sky - what do you see?" She says: "I see millions of stars!"
So he asks: "So, what does that tell you? "
She thinks for about a minute and replies: Astronomically it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of potential planets. Astrologically it tells me that saturn is in leo, timewise it tells me it is approximately 3.15. Theologically it tells me that the lord is powerful and we are small. Meteorologically it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you? "
The man is quiet for a while and says: "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."